Jesus Loves Nukes The once upon a time, hardened nuclear command mega-bunker, built inside of Cheyenne Mountain, outside of Colorado Springs, USA, drove the adversarial intelligence agencies crazy. So, what was up with that? Well, you see, this nuclear command and control system had been moved out of the mountain and onto exposed ground where […]
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April Fools at the Pentagon Bible StudyJesus Loves NukesThe once upon a time, hardened nuclear command mega-bunker, built inside of Cheyenne Mountain, outside of Colorado Springs, USA, drove the adversarial intelligence agencies crazy. So, what was up with that?
Well, you see, this nuclear command and control system had been
moved out of the mountain and onto exposed ground where it was vulnerable to first strike.
WTF?? was the reaction of those pesky Russkies, it not only baffled them but the Chinks too… oh, and a few allies and the domestic front. What secret new system, world mayhem, Satanic DARPA project, might be taking shape in this vacated NORAD space?
NOT TO WORRY asserted our Christian Taliban Air Force generals; the Pentagon and Saint Augustine have our back, oh and by way of explanation for those secular infidels, you see, it’s all a command and control redundancy; we need two systems, one exposed so, if or when we miss our ‘first strike’ at the ball and the exposed system gets blown away, there is no problem (they sent this preceding out on Radio Liberty.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-a7AYQblig
^ “You’re telling me 30% of our military want 8 billion people to die?” “The answer is affirmative”Then, a rhetorical question posed by a leader of the
Pentagon Bible Study:
“Is the ‘just’ in ‘just war’ an adverb rather than the widely assumed adjective?”This leader then answers his own question:
“Well, it should be easy enough to correct this widely misconstrued idea, for the fact if Augustine is a Roman, it can only be ‘just’ the adverb.”
At next week’s lesson, we’ll have a closer look at where we’ll be lodging the Air Force Academy leadership of the ‘
144,000 Chosen‘, here’s a quick preview:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ybSzoLCCX-Y
^ Our repurposed Cheyenne Mountain
Nah. Nothing were ever so simple as a military doomsday cult
needed a bit of NORAD’s space, you think? APRIL FOOL! (to all those incapable of wrapping their heads around the point of this ‘
satire‘)
The longer read:
It Is NATO’s Nazis in Ukraine: It’s Not Rocket Science
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